For Jubilations, because RP-ing in preparation for Cos-ing Tonks and Token is way too fun

Any Character mentioned at all belong to Jubilations…the OCC-ness how ever belongs to me and Silver Bat

TONK TIME STORIES

It was late at night, after the normal brawl for the remote, the channel flipping from porn, to cartoons, to animal planet, to wrestling, to food network, to more pornz. Tails in people’s ears and zombie drool in the popcorn. Now the only ones left in the TV room were Tonks, Token and Dezzi.
“This is boooriinggg” Tonks whined, sitting on the couch upside down, on of his feet close to kicking Token in the head.
“I refuse to let you watch more Discovery Health shows and then try to play doctor on me.” Dezzi said in a monotone, too focused on channel flipping to bother.
“At least he didn’t try to reenact CSI scenes on him self again.” Token muttered, fiddling with his shoe laces.
“I’m still bored!” Tonks shouted as he flipped to the right sitting position, his arm hitting Token in the face instead of the expected leg.
Dezzi sighed “Get Token to tell you a story.”
“Me?” Token groaned “why me?”
Dezzi leaned his face closer to Token’s, breathing hot onto his cheeks and lips “because if you don’t some one won’t be able to sit”
“F-fine…what story do you want to hear?”
Tonks bit on thumb, thinking. “How about the one where Dezzi gets eaten by lava bunnies?”
Token looked over at Dezzi and smirked.
“Sure Tonks. So once upon a time there was a stupid pendeo named Dezzi that thought he was sexy and seductive enough to sleep with the lava queen. And he did.”
Dezzi chuckled “Hells right I did.”
Token rolled his eyes “But she was so hot that while they were doing it his dick melted off.”
“Woah, woah, woah, not cool!”
“Chill Dezzi, it’s just a story, keep goin’ Token” Tonks said, leaning closer to hear the story better.
“And when the Lava king came home early and saw a naked and castrated Dezzi in bed with his naked wife, he sent his lava bunny minions out to get him. Dezzi ran, but they caught him, melted him, and drank him up with crazy straws, the end.”
“That story sucked” Dezzi growled, though Tonks was clapping.
“Encore, encore, another, another.”
“…I don’t have another...”
Tonks started to cry while Dezzi snickered. “Tell one about Ace and Roxy next.”
“Ok, this story is about Princess Roxy and the Horrible Ace. One day the horrible Ace was holding the princess Roxy captive in his evil Tuna coking kitchen of doom.”
“You can’t let that go, can you?”
“No one can, any way, “Help me, Help me” she cried “I’ll sex any one who does”. And off in a far away place a young…Zombie named Tonks heard these cries. Facing many obstacles he journeyed to the Horrible Ace’s evil tuna kitchen. “Stop or I will throw my casseroles at you!” screamed Ace. “I object!” Tonks Yelled back, pointing at Ace. With that point Tonks hit Ace in the eye, and hit a vital part of his brain which ended up killing him. Tonks went over to Roxy and freed her from her bonds. “Roxy?” he asked “yes?” She answered “Lets sex” “ok” and they lived hornily ever after. The end.”
Tonks whipped a tear from his eye “that was beautiful Token.”
“It could have been better” Dezzi snorted.
“Want another one about you?” Token asked an evil smirk forming.
One of Dezzi’s eyebrows rose “Sure kid, shoot.”
“Once upon a time there was a seductive Lemur. And one day that Lemur met a red panda that he wanted to sex. So, the lemur asked the panda for sex, and the panda said no bitch. The lemur was amazed, this had never happened to him before, so he started to stalk the panda, and kept asking for sex. One day, annoyed by this, the panda snapped and threw the lemur out of a tree. The lemur hit the ground, and died three days later after painful surgeries. The end.”
Token and Tonks started to laugh hysterically as soon as Token had finished.
“You know what, fuck you guys …and I’m going to my room!” Dezzi yelled, throwing the remote so it hit Tonks square in the fore head. The two boys watched as the pendeo left in the huff.
Tonks pointed the remote at the TV “So, want to watch Mythbusters?”
Token chuckled and stuffed some popcorn into his mouth.
“Sure, more interesting then what happens around here.”